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mom:  mama? ma? mommy?
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Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!


"Hi I’m crazy."

hi crazy im dad


One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

(via muggletimelord)


Floating Lanterns of Tangled area by joe.diebold on Flickr.

Don’t roll up on me like that.

Sheinside -

My girlfriend, lesexysmurf, got a new tattoo and it is SO badass that I had to share it.

I think this is my favorite thing ever.
Disney Villains, by Isuardi Therianto.

Maroon 5's singles + favorite lyrics [insp.]



cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

are you trying to tell me this cat thinks it’s a show horse?

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell